Boy: "Oh, my boyfriend and I...."
Me: *projectile vomits*
LOVE YOU GUYS. That is all.
kevvn: thinkin about butts
sodachan: mmm baby if u keep reblogging my posts we might have 2 take this 2 the bedroom
I literally haven’t posted in like two months or something. maybe two weeks I dunno. BUT I FINISHED WITH CLASS AND I GOT GOOD GRADES AND TODAY I GOT A HAIRCUT AND IT’S FREAKY-SHORT, YOU GUYS.[[MORE]] I still don’t know what I think of this. HENCE MY FACE. anyway, hi.
koalainchicago: everyone would be happier if they watched more movies
yessss my supervisor just emailed me and said she’s giving me a provisional A+ on my research project. I got a B on something yesterday, which’ll drag my average down a bit, but I’m ridiculously happy over this A+. Also now I’m on holiday for real and I can choose a show to start watching. Breaking Bad or Mad Men or something, maybe?
Five by Five: It's ok to not have friends →
no—haybanda: teeerose: It’s ok to spend your Friday and Saturday evenings alone at home. It doesn’t make you a loser and it doesn’t mean that you are unlikeable or incapable of having friends. If I was an extremely social and extroverted person than I would have a lot of friends by now. I would be out partying or doing… this is me, but I need to realise its ok.
agayboy: sometimes boys are so cute i just wanna kiss their cheeks and suck their dicks (◡‿◡✿)
waking up: no
koalainchicago said: no i mean i wouldn’t drink that much on a school night lol Hahaha! That hadn’t even occurred to me. I keep forgetting that everyone isn’t on holiday. Probably just made myself look like an alcoholic. Good.
koalainchicago said: i think we tie, though i wouldn’t drink a bottle of wine, so you’ve got an edge on me there… Nor would I, until a couple of weeks ago! My friends introduced me to the wonders of cheap wine. Unless you just mean you don’t drink that much generally. Which… yeah. That’s fair haha.
koalainchicago said: :\ Pretty sure I should win awards for my procrastination skills.
I’m supposed to be doing work but I just drank most of a bottle of wine instead? I’m going to say that I did it for America. Not that I live there. But… yeah, America!
aresnakesreal: literally don’t have time for people that aren’t fully 100% in love with me you needa be more committed to the game
It's official: Washington is the first state in...
geologiste: ♥ ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE ♥
tumblr: IF U VOTE REBUPLICAN U ARE THE DEVIL
tumblr: oooh lemme reblog dis picture of RDJ he's so sexy and perfect
just page-downed really fast and skipped past what I thought was a photo set of Isabelle Huppert as her Piano Teacher character in The Avengers. Which I need to be a thing now. also hey guys what’s up or whatever.
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole